Floop's Glorious Gloop

For the "Floop" minion, see Flobbidinous Floop.

Floop's Glorious Gloop is a legendary druid spell card, from The Boomsday Project set.

Lore

The secret is my glorious gloop! Yes, gloop makes it all possible. Allow me to demonstrate with the help of Intern Kevin here. Alright, Kevin, if you’ll just fetch that vat of gloop for me. . .

Great gloopily floopily, Kevin, be careful not to trip over those roots—you’ll get precious gloop everywhere!

::microbot PIN-C panicked bleeping::

Why, Kevin! You’ve been glooped! Quickly, if you just rinse off in the emergency show—ah, nope. It’s too late. He’s dissolved. I’m so terribly, terribly sorry. What an unfortunate incident! Poor Kevin. If only he was an advanced, ooze-based lifeform like myself, he might have avoided the gloop’s effects. We’d all be so much safer if we were all ooze-based. . . . Hm.

But look! My glorious gloop is glowing! Fascinating! In addition to its incredible properties as an ultra-fertilizer, I hypothesize that the gloop stores the potential energy of the matter it dissolves. A most curious side-effect, but doubtless of no interest to Dr. Boom. We’re here to solve real problems, after all.

Trivia

• Peter Whalen describes Floop's Glorious Gloop as a weird, complex, and "math-y" card, an example of a type of card Blizzard tend not to make particularly often but which are cool in small quantities. One early version of the spell used to refresh the player's mana crystals instead of generating extra ones, but it proved difficult to use and felt clunky since the player always had to be careful not to "go over" and spend their mana. The current version of the card was designed to be a lot easier to use but still have a similar skill-testing, interesting feel to it.

Gallery

Floop's Glorious Gloop, full art